May 2013
I always feel awkward trying to kill time before church starts by being on Tumblr. Like, my dash is nothing more than a grab bag. I never know what will pop up next. One moment it’s beautiful final fantasy cut scene gifs, the next it’s porn.
I’m a sinner.
roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
tinkerlu:
mond0:
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mond0:
991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house
IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG
STOP RELBGGOING THIS
iM CALLIGN THE COPS
make sure you call the right number this time
Dofensphinx Evil Incorporated: needlekind: some... →
needlekind:
some other things you should consider about yahoo buying tumblr
the staff already fucking sucks here; look at all the bugs and look at how things are constantly made shittier and look at how the userbase is completely ignored
tumblr actually only has enough money right now to…
herondalely:
we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:
Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend...
i-like-pigeons:
Things that I write:
Sins
Things that I don’t write:
Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
This Place
woofuckingjiho:
if the animes can wear the same clothes for 43 episodes in a row then why can’t i
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
chiebutt:
What I look for in a partner:
Blue Eyes
White Dragon
The baby in Harry Potter 1 is Albus Severus in...
heartandsoulplace:
I’M THAT OLD?
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
kylobe:
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
Cheerios and Scotch: containedemotion: marik... →
containedemotion:
marik ishtar.
takes out your army like it’s nbd
randomly strips because ?????
no really marik she’s your sister. do you think the carving is new to her. you just want an excuse to strip jfc.
then he blows your goddamn walls in and shit because he can
nevertrustthepenguin:
kinkjolras:
blindterezi:
sassyterrorist2:
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
Holy shizzballs
2 tags
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
samskrit:
scribblenauts:
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
“you can go out now”
idcau:
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
